19 6 / 2023

niamhuncensored:

hollowboobtheory:

idk what your all talking about tiktok rules

[video description: a mouse puppet wearing chainmail while sitting at a table. On the left side of the table, a bowl of two avocados pushes in. On the right, there is a small chalkboard, which the puppet turns to show that it reads “2 for $10.” The puppet sings a parody of running up that hill. It sings “if I only could, I’d make a deal with God, two avocados for ten bucks. He’d say ‘that’s not very good.’ I’d say 'yeah but you’re God. Isn’t money kind of beneath you?’ he’d say 'it’s the principle.’ I’d say 'do you want avocados or not?’ the video cuts out. End description.]

This is my favorite tik tok. I’m literally sobbing. Literally.

(via anunusualvisitor)

30 6 / 2023

werkwerkelizaaa:

bipdf:

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what’s a tumblr influencer? what am i influencing? my mental illness? 😭

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(via thejaguarback)

30 6 / 2023

30 6 / 2023

muirin007:
“annabellioncourt:
“That’s the face of a little shit that knows exactly what he did to deserve this threat.
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muirin007:

annabellioncourt:

That’s the face of a little shit that knows exactly what he did to deserve this threat.

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(via feministfandomfornication)

30 6 / 2023

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29 6 / 2023

skeleton-fucker69 asked:

Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

inimoose:

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29 6 / 2023

assiraphales:

assiraphales:

I love that heidi klum, international super model and tv personality, was like “I’m going to be a worm for halloween” and went for the most horrifying hyper realistic version possible and was quoted saying (in said worm outfit) ‘I want to put a smile on peoples faces’. ma’am I am gagging but I love that for u

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she embodied it

(via beckiboos)